That's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going out and doing them. As ugly a truth as that is, I do think it's the truth about the world.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.

The movie is usually, for me, something organic that grows all the time. I sit home and write it, and I'm in an isolated, four-walled environment, and I don't know what's going on. I just write it, and it's appearing in my head in some idealized way where every single moment works, and every little thing is perfect, because it's in my head.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.