People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

90% of success in life is showing up

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

I read in self-defense.