Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.