The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.