In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.