I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.