In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.