In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.