In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.