The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.