Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.