In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.