In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.