Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Never having alone time is real tough on people.