Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.