I fed my ego, but not my soul.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.