In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.