I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
Yakov SmirnoffIn America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
Yakov SmirnoffHomosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
Yakov Smirnoff