I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.