I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.