I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.