A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
I fed my ego, but not my soul.