In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.