Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.