After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!