In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.