Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.