Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.