In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.