In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.