In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!