I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.