I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.