I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.