If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.