If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.