If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.