I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.