In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.