I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.