A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
I came to America to make it my home, and I did.