I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.