In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.