I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!