The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.