In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.