It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.