It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!