A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!