A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!