A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.