A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.