The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.