The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.