Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.