Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.