Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.