If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
Yakov SmirnoffIn today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
Yakov SmirnoffThe ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Yakov Smirnoff