After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.