Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.