Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.