Never having alone time is real tough on people.
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.