Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
In baseball, you don't know nothing.