You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Half the game is 90% mental.