Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.
Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
I don't mean to be funny.