That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.