How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.