When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.

A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.