At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.
Zach BraffIt's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
Zach BraffSometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
Zach BraffI think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?
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