People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?