I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.