I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?