Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

I'm a film geek man. I love toys. I love everything in filmmaking, so for me to just be around this technology is just so cool to watch it being used for the first time, some of the stuff.

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'