You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.

I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture