You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.