I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.