I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.

I know every politician spins the truth a little.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.