I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.