Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going to turn around and report them.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.