Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?

I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.