Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?