Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!