Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.
She can't say no if she's unconscious.
When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.