I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.