I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?

At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.