I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.