I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.
I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.