I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.