When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.