Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.