I really like just super dry comedy.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.