I really like just super dry comedy.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

I really like just super dry comedy.

To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.