That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

I never looked at bread the same way again