If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

One of the things about Scrubs is that it's about great friendships and... as broad and as serious as we get it's always really about friendship. It's about getting through the challenging parts of your life with the help of your friends.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.