If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment