The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh