The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous.

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.