I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it's all going according to plan and some weeks where you're super frustrated.

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter

Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.