Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not much, and that's not even talking about, you know, pay-wise.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.