Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.